29 Nov 2010

Not Request Service

"Hey Jim don't worry I'm your buddy Don, I buyed a magic spell in a SRU shop and I've taken the form of your ex-gf Kelly. I kow how you miss her so much so I decided to repay with you giving a night of great plesaure.. Wait a moment what does it mean Kelly broke up with you because she found out you're gay? Oh no I spent my money for nothing, shit!"

9 Nov 2010

Dinner promotion

"Yes mom, nobody suspects I'm not you but I hope dad will repair the switch machine before tonight, beacuse your boss offered me a promotion but I have to go out with him. So in case can I put your black sheath dress? No mom I will not spoil it, promise!"