Panic at the Disco

Greg was walking through the corridor of the disco, when he crossed the eyes of a girl who was entering in the toilet. For a moment he figured to enter in her panties when the light gone out. When the light went back, he felt something on his lips and with much surprise saw the girl who was entered in the toilet. In shock he continued to put the lipstick like a robot for another minute.

Happy mother's day

My mother said I was lazy and that one day  she would have find a solution. Today when I woke up I found with much surprise to be in my mom's body. There was a message on the mirror said: Happy mother's day honey, the next week you'll be the lady of the house while I 'm going to holiday with your girlfriend, don't let me  down or the swap will become permanent. Shit! I said.